fuck his best friend
I possess very little control in my life. When I ignore the things I can control, it hurts unlike anything else. I am not a fan of regret.
All I ever did was love you. You were my mom, my hero. And you left me here with your empty dressers and sink full of dirty dishes while you were so hurriedly making your way to California. You broke me in a way I can’t repair on my own. I don’t go a day without crying. All I want to do is bash my head against the wall because you either knew I wouldn’t be alright, or you just didn’t care. And the thoughts that invade my head let’s me know I’m not good inside anymore. Don’t you dare fucking tell me it’ll be okay, you’re not the one who can’t breathe.
In seven days, we hiked 80 miles across an entire mountain range, climbed two 13ers, skinny-dipped in two alpine lakes and a river, I was the first person to summit Mt. Whitney on the 4th of July, and simultaneously we were the first people to witness sunrise on the entire Pacific coast. Summer has begun; adventure has been redefined.
How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Had sex for the first time last night. He broke up with me this morning. I'm a mess idk what to do with myself.
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.
"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"
OKAY THOSE GUYS WERE NOT FROM THE UPPER PENINSULA HVDU
GEORGIA IS REALLY ACCURATE